No, the headline doesn’t refer to us, though there might be a couple people out there that don’t think Zoneblitz.com is pure gold.

I learned this morning via profootballtalk.com that the Dallas Morning News gave Cowboys backup tight end Martellus (or better yet, Don’t Tell Us) Bennett space on the Web site for a blog. And Bennett immediately provided evidence for why not everyone should have such an outlet for their innermost thoughts.

Bennett regaled readers with  the tale of one of his friends going to a movie with a woman he met in a club a couple nights earlier, only to realize he didn’t find her as attractive as he remembered.

So … well, perhaps read it for yourself. Bennett certainly got a kick out of that anecdote. He adds another item later about when women fart.

Check it out. It’s a gas.