Alternative Picks: Week 2, 2021

Alternative Picks: Week 2, 2021

Some big talk last week from Andy, who failed to back it up in the picks or straight up, with Tony winning picks 10-6, and winning straight up picks 9-7 vs 8-8.  Admittedly, it was a case of both of us getting several wrong in picks, rather than one of us nailing things–as our straight up picks can attest to.  And the only difference we had in straight up picks was the final game choice of the week, with the Dolphins giving me the slight edge.

Week 2 finds still not a lot of games to feel great about, especially after the clunkers put on by the Packers, Titans and Falcons (who were never going to win a lot of games, but…6 points against an NFC East team). On to the picks!

1) Tony – Buccaneers over Falcons – Three games with double digit lines this week, but I’m not comfortable enough with the third one to to go 2-3 in the picks. I’ll take the Super Bowl champs on three days extra rest against a team that looked absolutely hapless on Sunday against a team that I thought might be in line for the first overall pick.

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Alternative Picks: Week 2, 2021

Alternative Picks: Week 1, 2021

Here we are again, starting another season here at the blog that just won’t die. We’re quite certain you’ve been waiting for this as long as we have … the return of our alternative picks.

Tony won the opening weekend toss and elected to pick second and third. Yay, Tony. If last year’s form holds true it’ll be one of the only wins he gets this year.

Cheers everyone. Go Zoneblitz! Err, I mean, yay football.

1) Andy – 49ers over Lions – I didn’t see much preseason football this year. I did see a few clips of the Lions that looked a little bit intriguing. That said, Detroit gets no benefit of the doubt. Until there is tangible evidence that the Lions are anything but a circus clown show, it will be assumed that they still are a … circus clown show. (more…)

Playoff Picks 2021: Super Bowl

Playoff Picks 2021: Super Bowl

Huh. It’s almost like Tony wrote the script for this postseason. Wish we’d been out in Vegas the last couple weeks and were betting on his picks here.

CC S/U CC Spread Postseason S/U Postseason Spread
Tony 2-0 2-0 11-1 8-4
Andy 1-1 1-1 9-3 5-7

So, what happens now?

After such a truly horrible 2020–a year that saw the NHL & NBA suspend their seasons midway through, before returning to half-ass their playoffs in a bubble, and an MLB season that showed just what a bunch of absolute whiners both players and owners can be, we finally reach the culmination of the one league to manage to pull off a full season amidst the pandemic.

It wasn’t always pretty–some weird scheduling and plenty of fans whining enough about how their team was being screwed that you’d think they were in the MLB (looking at you, Pittsburgh), but the full slate of games was played, the playoffs have gone off relatively smoothly. And now we get to “The Big Game” – and honestly, I have to imagine most of the league brass couldn’t be happier with the matchup.

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Playoff Picks: Conference Championship weekend, 2020

Playoff Picks: Conference Championship weekend, 2020

Tony is on fire since the playoffs started. Andy is plugging along alright as long as point spreads aren’t involved. Here are the postseason standings:

Div S/U Div Spread Postseason S/U Postseason spread
Tony 4-0 3-1 9-1 6-4
Andy 3-1 1-3 8-2 4-6

 

We’re down to three games left in the season. The Championship games this weekend have some interesting storylines. Here are our guesses:

Andy S/U Andy Spread Tony S/U Tony Spread
Buccaneers at Packers (-3.5) Packers Packers Buccaneers Buccaneers
Bills at Chiefs (-3) Chiefs Chiefs Chiefs Chiefs

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Playoff Picks: Divisional weekend, 2020

Playoff Picks: Divisional weekend, 2020

Tony and Andy tied across the board last week. How about that. Tony scored a solid hit picking the Browns, while Andy pegged the Rams upset over Seattle – and both actually got half their bets correct.

Go figure.

  Straight-up Spread
Andy 5-1 3-3
Tony 5-1 3-3

Quite possibly the best weekend of football games in any given year is the divisional round of the playoffs. Here are our picks:

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Playoff Picks: Wild Card Weekend 2020

Playoff Picks: Wild Card Weekend 2020

 

Saturday Andy – Straight Andy – Spread Tony – Straight Tony – Spread
Colts at Bills (-6.5) Bills Bills Bills Bills
Rams at Seahawks (-3.5) Rams Rams Seahawks Seahawks
Bucs at Football Team (+8.5) Bucs Football Team Bucs Football Team
Sunday
Ravens at Titans (+3) Ravens Ravens Ravens Titans
Bears at Saints (-9.5) Saints Bears Saints Saints
Browns at Steelers (-6) Steelers Steelers Browns Browns

 

Tony

For Saturday, oddly enough I might be most looking forward to the Bucs vs Football Team game, although more because the other two bore me, and I’d like to see more of Antonio Gibson, and whether or not Tom Brady is enough to overcome the seemingly perpetual playoff choking of Bruce Arians. Plus, if we play the “Every time they mention Alex Smith’s gruesome injury” drinking game, I can be passed out by the early second quarter.

On Sunday, the Ravens/Titans game should be a solid matchup to watch, with Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson—and surprisingly, the Steelers/Browns game offers some intrigue, with the Covid Coaching situation for the Browns, and the questions about just how overrated the Steelers really are.

As for the Bears/Saints…well, apparently that game will be featured on Nickelodeon, which sounds about right for where it should be.

Andy

As much as I rail against playoff expansion – blatant money grab – there are several interesting games this weekend. I won’t have the opportunity to sit down and watch straight through – the perils of having young kids – but I’ll monitor all of them.

The ones that interest me the most, I think, are Colts/Bills, as it seems to me with the defense they have, the multitude of weapons on offense and the mobility of Josh Allen, they may have the best chance of dethroning Kansas City in the AFC. But are they ready? Pittsburgh and Cleveland will also be interesting, as the Browns get back into the playoffs for the first time in ages. But I don’t think Cleveland is ready to stick in that game yet.

The NFL lot kind of bores me a bit. The Bears, Washington Football Team and, with its defensive deficiencies, the Seahawks are, I think, pretenders this year. Rams/Seahawks will be the most competitive game this weekend, but honestly, it feels to me like whoever ultimately emerges from this slate of teams is nothing more than prey for an AFC Super Bowl win.