Two questions pop into mind: Did Andy win two weeks in a row at any point last season? And does Andy still owe Tony lunch or is this a double-or-nothing proposition?

Andy pulled off an 8-7-1 record in a week of dreadful picking. It’d be nice if there were some obvious patterns developing, but so far it feels a lot like subterfuge. Patrick Mahomes breaking TD passing records? Ryan Fitzpatrick setting the league on fire? Do we believe it?

Here are the standings:

Week 2 Andy 8-7-1
Season Andy 17-13-2

Here are the picks for week three.

1) Tony: Vikings over Bills – I’ll probably regret picking the home town team after they break my heart again…although at least if they lose to the Bills, I don’t have to worry about playoff heartbreak anymore…right?

2) Andy: Rams over Chargers – The Chargers just keep being the Chargers. Think they’re going to lose, they play well. Think they’re going to win … well, they beat Buffalo last week, which was almost inevitable, but I can’t get the Kansas City game in week one or most of the last two decades out of my head.

3) Andy: Eagles over Colts – Carson Wentz is back. He may be rusty, but Philadelphia is just clearly the better team in this game.

4) Tony: Texans over Giants – This is less about the Texans, and more about the Giants.

5) Andy: Patriots over Lions – The Lions are a dumpster fire. And while it seems like things may be heading in a bit of a downward direction for New England, it’s hard to envision Bill Belichick losing to one of his old proteges.

6) Tony: Bears over Cardinals – Khalil Mack may kill Sam Bradford.

7) Andy: Packers over Redskins – After week one I was ready to climb on the Washington bandwagon. Turns out the answer IS that the Cardinals are just that bad.

8) Tony: Chiefs over 49ers – San Francisco has looked decent. Kansas City has looked phenomenal. Not sure the defense can win them a game if/when the offense sputters, but so far, it hasn’t.

9) Andy: Jaguars over Titans – Jacksonville looks like it might be the next powerhouse in the AFC. Tennessee … still has some significant work to do.

10) Tony: Panthers over Bengals – I don’t remember the logic I had in picking this game here…not a good sign.

11) Andy: Ravens over Broncos – Went with the home team here and I don’t really feel good about it. Neither team has been particularly good so far.

12) Tony: Dolphins over Raiders – The Dolphins haven’t looked absolutely terrible, which means they have a step up on the Raiders. Plus, those west coast teams travelling east…unless it’s to Buffalo.

13) Andy: Steelers over Buccaneers – Uggh.

14) Tony: NY Jets over Browns – (Updating this post with comments Thursday night…) I swear I took the Browns?  I would have, if I’d known that Tyrod Taylor was going to get knocked out…that storyline had Hue Jackson written all over it.

15) Andy: Seahawks over Cowboys – The coin landed on heads.

16) Tony: Falcons over Saints – The coin landed on Tails?

Straight up picks so far:

Andy Tony
Week 2
Total

And the picks:

Andy’s picks Tony’s picks
Vikings Vikings
Rams Rams
Eagles Eagles
Texans Texans
Patriots Patriots
Bears Bears
Packers Packers
Chiefs Chiefs
Jaguars Jaguars
Panthers Panthers
Ravens Broncos
Raiders Dolphins
Steelers Buccaneers
Browns Jets
Seahawks Cowboys
Saints Falcons